A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...