What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...