Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...