Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...