Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....