Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...