Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...