…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...