Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...