Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...