The plumber has arrived
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Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A snail buys a fast new car
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More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
The Doctors
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Relativity
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You really do stink
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Taliban Tank
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