Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans
The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A...