Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...