Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...