An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...