I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...