Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.