My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...