Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...