Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
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Burned Ears
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Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
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cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
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Worms.
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