The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.