Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...