Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
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Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...