Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...