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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...