Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...