Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...