Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....