cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...