You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...