Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...