The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…