Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!