12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...