Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...