Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...