Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Emacs acronyms
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The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.