Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
You have to read the whole thing — Home Economics
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950′s Home...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...