Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...