Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...