Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...