7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...