Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...