The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
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