What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...