If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...