He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...