Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....