Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...