Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...