Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.