Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...