The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...