The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...