Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...