Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...