Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...