Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...